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Revenge of the Belly Button-Sollux x Reader You knocked on Sollux's door loudly.
"Sollux!"You yelled,"Come out here,you little asshat!"You were angry.Very angry indeed,for Sollux had hacked into your laptop,making it nearly impossible to gain access to.Of course,no one answered.Who would at the sight of an angry female who was,at the moment,very dangerous?You growled in annoyance and looked for a window to break.It was like he was expecting you,for every window had wooden planks behind them.
"Fine then,if you wanna play it that way,we can play it that way."You said walking off to find a hammer,crowbar,anything to get in there to attack him.Then you realized,once you got in there,you
All the right friends in all the right places[DavexReader]
The sound of something crinkling underneath you arm is what woke you up. You groaned as you shifted in your bed, opening your eyes a crack to see what it was. There, nestled between your sheets, was a blank red envelope, slightly wrinkled. You rubbed your eyes as you reached over, clumsily ripping the paper. You pulled out a note with seven neatly printed words that looked somewhat like instructions.
Get dressed and head to the kitchen
You mumbled something about roommates as you threw on a pair of jeans (which you placed the envelope in) and a t-shirt as you hopped down the stairs to meet the person whom you shared a house w
HetaliaxReader: Scary Movie Marathon (drabble)HetaliaxReader: scary movie marathon (Hetalia of the Dead)
Ok, so the countries were having a scary movie marathon to compare their movies. Apparently all their movies were just plainly scary, yet strange. As Italy slept on one side of the room, the others watched America's movie to end the night. And believe me they all agreed that his movies were just plain... odd.
Then a knock came on the door.
"AHHH!" America screamed, "What was that?"
"It was the door git." An angry Brit said.
"IT'S THE MONSTER!" The American screamed.
"Nein, it'z probuly zomevne azking us to be quiet."
"Actuarry that's ____." Japan e
Wet Dreams.All the Scout was doing was standing up beside the door-way, drinking his beloved BONK! as hes stared at nothing particular. He looked blank and "out-of-this-world". But he was suddenly jolted back to reality when he felt himself being pushed into the room by a pair of hands between his shoulder blades. 'Whoa, what?!' He almost screeched. Behind him, he heard the door shut, and to save his drink from being split, he placed it on the desk in a mad rush. He didn't know where he was, he'd just stopped outside a door-way and started thinking about random stuff.
But he didn't turn around fast enough to face whoever the hell it was, allowing them
Vore High School Year 2: Chapter 2 - The ContractVore High School: Year 2 - The Contract
Robert Wright walked back to his dorm room after his encounter with the bully freshmen in the restroom, where he'd saved a freshmen student from getting his head dunked in the toilet. Returing to his room, he saw that his roommate Kris had disappeared for some reason, despite having been there when Robert left. The television wasn't on nor was any of the water running, meaning that Kris most probably had not been taken by force and was likely just out for a walk. With nothing more to do for the night, Robert took his spot on his bed and stretched out, switching on the TV to watch some comedy. As he wat
Lil' Stuffers: Chapter 6Kiba and Naruto didn’t waste any time; as soon as the waiter had finished clearing their many empty plates and loading their table up with the new treats, their hands reached out, grabbing whatever was within reach and taking huge bites of their targets, or, in some cases, simply shoving the whole thing in their mouths and chewing vigorously until they could swallow it.
“Oh man!” Naruto exclaimed through a mouthful of blueberry muffin. “These are really really warm and moist?” He swallowed, seizing a cinnamon roll and taking a huge bite of it. “Are these fresh-baked?” He polished it off in a few more
Space Heroes"Raaaaph! Stop it!"
Leonardo groaned in irritation as his brothers' bickering became louder. A headache was starting to throb behind his right eye, and Mikey's sudden scream from behind him wasn't helping. His headache flared when he heard a crash from behind Donatello's closed lab door, along with muffled cursing. Leo was on the verge of cursing himself. Of course Master Splinter had to leave him in charge while he was gone. That was just his luck.
Leo was startled out of his thoughts when something collided with the couch, causing it to shift and the blue clad turtle to nearly topple over. He peered over the edge of the couch,
White Chocolate CheesecakeCarly::) "Just try one."
Naruto::? "Don't you think it's a bit weird to be trying royal desserts?"
Carly;;) "It just depends, besides, this is good cake." :idea:! :eyes: "I'll let you dance with Sakura."
Naruto::blush:...:hmm: "Well..." :D "Alright!" (takes bite of cake) :chew:...:O_o: "Whoa..." :lol: "This is amazing."
Naruto: (takes her slice of cake)
Carly::o :noes: "Hey!"
Give Me A Break- Part Two“Trisha, I’m not Adam.”
“But… but you said…”
“I know what I said.” The handsome man said. “But I lied. I am not Adam. I am actually Steven.”
“Steven? …But, how could you?” The beautiful girl had tears in her eyes.
“I did, Trisha.” Steven said. “I’m so sorry. I have betrayed you.”
“I have something to tell you too, Steven. …I’m not Trisha. I’m actually Annalise.”
“Annalise? How could you? I hate you!”
“Oh, but I love you Steven. So much more than Adam.”
“I love you!&rd
Twister time -A bday gift for YnnepOptimus Prime looked astonished at the floor of his secret base, blinking.
“What, for Primus sake, happened to the colour? Why it’s full of… polka dots?!?” He exclaimed, looking horrified at the giant round spots. The whole rainbow fell down from the sky and got squashed on the Autobots base?
Jazz came to him, smiling. “Do you like it? I just read in the humans Net and found a really delightful game! It’s called Twister!”
The Autobots leader sighed. “Since the war with Decepticons ended you really need to find yourself a hobby.”
His first lieutenant smiled and held his servos, dragging h
MLP/EAH: Madness and Other AllergiesMaddie Hatter was restless. Her best friend Raven was far too over-obsessed with the Rebel cause, Earl Grey, her dormouse, had a stomach bug and was refusing his tea, and there was something going on at the fourth wall. This restlessness gave Maddie nervous tingles down her spine, which made her start skipping more, and skipping more made her… look more ridiculous.
Looking ridiculous was fine. Everything was fine. Heck, it was always fine. Raven was doing well with the cause, Earl Grey would probably eventually vomit out the bug, and whatever the fourth wall was doing, it would stop. Eventually, Maddie would avoid navigating through t
Give Me A Break- Part ThreePerry was dreaming about driving in a car.
He was trying to get home, but a large cow was blocking the intersection in the city. It was only wearing socks, and it had chocolate on its face.
“Come on, move it!” Shouted a man in the car next to Perry. “I have to get my closet home before my wife gets mad!”
“Onion rings.” Said the cow.
Suddenly Perry was in the backseat, and the car flew over the cow. It plunged downward onto a road with endless forests on each side. No other cars were on the road.
The car was apparently driving itself, and it wasn’t doing a very good job. It drove into a well-lit neon
A Galactic Interlude #3And there you are in a living room, it could be any living room but you’re rather sure it’s yours. You sit down on the sofa because it seems to be the right thing to do and before you know it you are hitting the power button for the remote control the first image on the screen is that of Necrosis apparently digging out in a cemetery cackling with glee! Off to the side two guys standing on a small sort of stage with guitars strum a few notes look at each other and the one on the left comments first.
“Johnson how happy are folks who switched to Glasco Insurance?”
“Happier then Necrosis working as an undertaker!&rdq
Dreams of crows and deathWhy do I dream of black crows and evil ghouls,
Of bees and thieves,
Ruined weddings and failed plans,
Of hell oh I can't even tell,
Of taking pictures, of the lions that kill you,
Of death and grief,
Of killing and dying,
Of jail and hell,
Dead trees and haunted mansions,
Of drug wars and addicted whores,
Of locked doors and trap floors
Why can't I dream of love?
Of butterflies and such,
Or not dream at all,
Why am I so abnormal,
So estranged from reality,
Could anyone love someone who dreams of what's above?
I want to dream of beautiful trees,
Instead of being a killing thief,
I don't want to dream I'm on the run,
We can overcome these demons.Say no more to him controlling your life,
No more to that substance telling you how to live,
Or that memory forcing you to hide,
No more to the devil who tries to control you so,
He prowls around like a lion,
Don't let it be you,
Tell him and his slaves no,
You are strong,
You have the power to overcome,
I've faced addiction,
Even that memory you run from,
But one day I stopped running,
I turned around and started observing,
I realized there's nothing to fear,
But the unknown,
So go face the unknown,
Go tell it you do know,
No more should you hide,
No more should you cry,
I just want to thank you.Your beauty is like a fire,
Never ceasing it burns me up,
The flames are like walls,
And engulf my life,
You give me warmth when I am cold,
Give me light in the night,
Help me to see the path ahead,
I was blind my senses were gone,
Then you came along,
Exclaiming my god!
She is like you lord,
Her wisdom expands across the sky,
And Its depth is as the deepest canyon,
He has blessed me so,
Blessed me with you.
You entered my life,
gave me life when I had not,
Nothing but worries and tears,
I was numb without a fear,
For life was nothing and death was not a care,
I was on a path of hate and knew my fate,
Then you moved right
She makes me feel so...My heart yearns for you,
yet I can't get the words out to you,
I want to tell you how I feel,
But fear a rejection here,
I'm on the verge of telling you,
then something always happens... perhaps it's fate,
I would die for you,
yet I'm afraid to speak to you,
and simply tell you,
I think you like me,
I think you hate me,
I can't tell what you feel,
because I am so engulfed by what I feel,
I send out every sign I know,
to tell you I care,
to say I want to be with you,
and even that I'm here,
but no reaction you give,
and with a tear I give,
I can't handle this feeling,
this urge to say something,
yet lack of courage
Psychological disorders. The beauty.There, huddled by the fire lies my daughter. Seven years old. Perfect. Her name Is Gardenia. She is what makes me who I am. I can say with truth, she is what caused me to attain happiness. I am a single parent, age 28. The way she came to be is something I don't wish to recollect. But for your sake's I will. Let's just say it was a bachelor party with someone who I would say, is not the finest of beings. A part time meth addled stripper. Ah regrets. The court saw the female unfit to raise a child and for once the male was able to receive custody if he so wished. Which I did. Seven years and four months later here we are. Camping in the woods
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